And why is today Friday

The son, already thinking about the future, says to his father:
- Dad, when I grow up, I want to be a makeup artist.
Father says:
- You're not going to be a makeup artist, it's a gay profession.
For a month, the son then thinks a lot and says to his father:
- Dad, I want to be a hairdresser.
- No, son, this is a gay profession.
Six months later, he again says to his father:
- Dad, I decided that I want to be a dancer.
- No, son, this is a gay profession.
Moral: I'm 30 now, I'm gay and I don't know shit.

Two friends are standing at the door of the clinic:
So here? What did you come here to do?
I came to take a pregnancy test!
Oh seriously? what a dry!! Did you have many questions?
The friend rolls her eyes.
So what about you, what did you come here to do?
I came for the vaccines!
Where?
Look... at the clinic!

Husband watches TV, hesitates between channels with explicit love scenes
and another channel with an important football match.
I didn't want to miss both and switched from one channel to another,
in a frenzied jump, unable to make a decision. He asked the woman for advice:
- Oh, daughter, which one do you think I should see?
Woman's response:
- You already know how to play football, why don't you choose another one?

The man was in bed with his stunning new girlfriend.
After they had hot sex
she stroked his testicles for a long time.
Something she seemed to enjoy immensely.
He asked curiously:
- Why do you like to caress my testicles so much?
And her sweet and soft voice answered:
Hello from my...
Complete silence...