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What if Portuguese football called on Cristiano Ronaldo?



What if Portuguese football called on Cristiano Ronaldo?

“Chris? Christian? Please, Cristiano Ronaldo”

“Who is this?”

“It’s Reuben, man! Amorim. I lost your number, sorry to bother you”

“It doesn’t bother you at all, I just finished gymnastics. How long my friend! Such as? In fact, I’ve been waiting for your call since the beginning of the month. Why are you taking so long? By the way, I like the new hairstyle.”

“Thank you. Thank you. Look, the president is constantly asking me to call you. We heard that you are determined to leave Manchester United to play in the Champions League, that they want to cut your salary … “

“Don’t believe everything that the media publishes. But listen, it’s nice to play in another Champions League.”

“Show! Slimani didn’t do well last season, and not because he wasn’t booked, so we decided to look for another example of an attack. Paulinho needs a shadow [risos]»

“Who is from Paulinho? Tell jokes! You know that Sporting is my home, the training center bears my name…”

“But there is very little money, we cannot do crazy things, so much so that we will soon sell …”

“Wait wait. There’s someone on the phone. We’ll talk later, stay on the line.”

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“My boy! Are you giving me more time?”

“Great Rui, my president! Yearning! You are the only one who no longer appears at our games in Ibiza, you are always busy with business and more business.

Yes, I’m still cleaning up the mess here. Speaking of turmoil, how about shaking up the market a little more? Jorge told me he wanted to leave Manchester United. You’re good? Can I help with anything?”

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“Nothing serious. It’s very simple: I want to play in the Champions League, man! Have you ever imagined the Champions League without me?”

“Have you ever imagined the Champions League without Benfica? But let’s find out, I believe in the German language”

“We brought the Dutchman here from Ajax. He’s a good coach and all, but if there’s no reinforcements…

“Reinforcement? Here’s what’s missing [risos]. But I still wish the icing on the cake was for someone to put the ball in.”

“By orders”

“We need to sell this German midfielder first, get interested parties for about eight more players, reduce the payroll, and then we can’t pay much…”

“Rui, Rui, wait a minute. Pepe calls on another line”

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“Pepe, my brother! You’re good?”

It’s all right, Chris. This, of course, not to mention the hellish heat and Sergio, already bothering him in preseason.

“Sergio? concerned? Stress? No, no, of course it’s a lie [risos]»

“Man wants reinforcements, man [risos]. The President has already sold two of our best guys and brought only the central defender of Braga

“Yeah I saw it. The most expensive domestic transfer in the history of Portuguese football. It’s better that way, maybe now you can get some rest back there. You need to get ready for Qatar, bro!”

“Fresh? Resting? Not at all! I want more and more! You know me, bro! That’s why I decided to call you today. I have an idea”


“Do you know Evanilson, the Brazilian from our attack? The President said here that Manchester United are interested and all that. He even said that he turned down 60 million euros for him. This is one of our best players. If he leaves, we’ll need a scorer.”

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“Who is better than Darwin Nunez?”

“Myself [risos]»

“How are things going with the salary at Porto? I know you’ll be playing in the Champions League as usual and all that, but…”

“So, they pay on time, it’s nice, but it would be necessary to reduce it a little …”

Pepito, can you give me a minute? I’m sorry! Jorge has already called me five times, I need to call back. I think it’s urgent, something to do with Saudi Arabia.”

* Bruno Andrade writes his opinion in Brazilian Portuguese.

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Portuguese historical films will premiere on 29 December.



Portuguese historical films will premiere on 29 December.

Method Media Bermuda will present the documentary FABRIC: Portuguese History in Bermuda on Thursday, December 29 at the Underwater Research Institute of Bermuda.

A spokesperson said: “Method Media is proud to bring Bermuda Fabric: Portugal History to Bermuda for its 5th and 6th showing at the Bermuda Underwater Observatory. In November and December 2019, Cloth: A Portuguese Story in Bermuda had four sold-out screenings. Now that Bermuda has reopened after the pandemic, it’s time to bring the film back for at least two screenings.

“There are tickets For $ 20 – sessions at 15:30 and 18:00. Both screenings will be followed by a short Q&A session.

Director and producer Milton Raboso says, “FABRIC is a definitive account of the Portuguese community in Bermuda and its 151 years of history, but it also places Bermuda, Acors and Portugal in the world history and the events that have fueled those 151 years.

“It took more than 10 years to implement FABRIC. The film was supported by the Minister of Culture, the Government of the Azores and private donors.

Bermuda Media Method [MMB] Created in 2011 by producer Milton Raposo. MMB has created content for a wide range of clients: Bermuda’s new hospital renovation, reinsurance, travel campaigns, international sports and more. MMB pays special attention to artistic, cultural and historical content.

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Maestro de Braga is the first Portuguese in the National Symphony Orchestra of Cuba.



Maestro de Braga is the first Portuguese in the National Symphony Orchestra of Cuba.

Maestro Filipe Cunha, Artistic Director of the Philharmonic Orchestra of Braga, has been invited to conduct the Cuban National Symphony Orchestra, as announced today.

According to a statement sent by O MINHO, “he will be the first Portuguese conductor to conduct this orchestra in its entire history.”

In addition to this orchestra, the maestro will also work with the Lyceo Mozarteum de la Habana Symphony Orchestra.

The concerts will take place on 4 and 12 March 2023 at the National Theater of Cuba in Havana.

In the words of the maestro, quoted in the statement, “these will be very beautiful concerts with difficult but very complex pieces” and therefore he feels “very motivated”.

From the very beginning, Rachmaninoff’s Piano Concerto No. 2 will be performed by an Italian pianist (Luigi Borzillo), whom the maestro wants to bring to Portugal later this year. In the same concert, Mendelshon’s First Symphony will be performed.

Then, at the second concert, in the company of the Mexican clarinetist Angel Zedillo, he will perform the Louis Sfora Concerto No. 2. In this concert, the maestro also conducts Tchaikovsky’s Fifth Symphony.

“This is an international recognition of my work. An invitation that I accept with humility and great responsibility. I was surprised to learn that I would be the first Portuguese member of the Cuban National Symphony Orchestra. This is a very great honor,” the maestro said in a statement.

“I take with me the name of the city of Braga and Portugal with all the responsibility that goes with it, and I hope to do a good job there, leaving a good image and putting on great concerts. These will be very special concerts because, in addition to performing pieces that I love, especially Rachmaninov and Tchaikovsky, I will be directing two wonderful soloists who are also my friends. It will be very beautiful,” concludes Filipe Cunha.

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